Hey there, boys and girls. It’s time for another awesome lesson with Professor Bovi! Are you excited? Good! Let’s get started!
You know what’s awesome? This:
Salma Hayek. The base of every food pyramid.
You know what else is awesome? PIZZA!
Hot and refreshing, like Salma Hayek.
That is the stupidest question ever. Fuck you.
Step one: Make some dough
Take flour, sugar, yeast, kosher salt, olive oil and water, and mix them. You can find the proper amounts on Google.
There are no words to describe how awesome 2012 has been. Thank you all for being so dope.
That being said, we need your help. There are dozens of photos/videos floating around out there. We want them. We will use them to spread the word about our collective awesomeness. Email them to us, with the name you want attached to the photo, and we may put them on our website! For example:
Nicholas John Steffen
Our email is Theband@bourbonmissilecrisis.com. Let’s do this!
Playing at The Whisky the first time was pretty damn cool. But as soon as we found out we were headlining a Whisky gig on August 24th, we nearly lost our shit! To get you excited as well, we devised a raffle giveaway. At our headlining Whisky show, three individuals who buy tickets from us will be picked at random for prizes:
That's right, electric guitar! We ain't fucking around here!
The boys of BMC were feelin’ a bit goofy during practice and this abomination was born of it.
Listen to the original! http://www.reverbnation.com/open_graph/song/12710049
We got some awesome gigs lined up for the Summer! Shitty thing is, they all cost money. Fuuuuuuuu-So, we wanted to find a cool way to make it more worth your while! We’ve been hard at work making t-shirts… ta-fucking-da!
So, here’s the deal: the more Whisky tickets you buy, the cheaper a shirt is. Lemme break it down for you!!
Papa Bourbon comes to a revelation in &More Productions’ “Ultra Perfect”
Watch out, cause BMC is entering the newfangled tech age! We got ourselves a fancy-pants newsletter that you can sign up for right now using your electronic mailing address! Now, ain’t that the darndest thing? Get BMC news, gigs, and exclusive stories right in your inbox. You know you want it.
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Those that joined us at The Whisky a Go-Go last night got to share in some true kick-assedness! We know that the rules said no video was allowed to be taken, but we also know some of you are tricky. Go to our Facebook and post the vids and pics you got from last night!
Silly Fan: “Awww. But BMC, I forgot my camera/didn’t make it last night.”
BMC: “Quit whining you sniveling turd monkey! We’re playing The Whisky again on the 24th!”
Silly Fan: “My life is complete!”
True stories with Bovi!
Our Whisky a Go Go gig with Psychostick is only a week away. Hit us up for tickets so you don’t miss the awesome! It’s only $10, we deliver, and we got fucking stickers!
May 15th Whisky a Go Go Lineup Poster
